The New Jersey school board trustee, who became known for opposing an LGBTQ curriculum has resigned from her post after she accidentally got caught in the can during a zoom call. Frances Cogelja broadcasted that dump to 150 attendees. Just when you think someone can’t top Toobin.

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You may think it’s because we’ve been cooking more at home and doing a lot more baking but truthfully we’re all just eating straight sticks of butter.

With Americans staying home more than usual, and doing lots of baking and cooking to pass the time, 2020 has been an exceptional year for butter https://t.co/NZqGThMeyj

— Bloomberg Opinion (@bopinion) November 24, 2020

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Officials for Cottonelle and Scott say that they will be able to meet the high demand for toilet paper and wipes during the 2nd wave of the pandemic. They wanted to stop an outhouse comeback before it started.

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Jake Paul said his girlfriend, model Julia Rose, is pissed at him because he won’t have sex before his upcoming fight with Nate Robinson. Jake, if you don’t listen her, she’ll be banging your cut man.

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Chase Claypool and Juju Smith-Schuster voiced anger after finding out Thursdays Steelers-Ravens game got moved to Sunday, and this was before it even came to light that the Sunday game may be in jeopardy.

Hey don’t be so hard on them. NFL has been handling this pandemic at least as good as The White House!

.@ChaseClaypool and @TeamJuJu weren't happy after the NFL moved the Steelers' Thanksgiving game vs. the Ravens to Sunday. pic.twitter.com/8kITSmSxrE

— ESPN (@espn) November 25, 2020

George Clooney is perhaps the world’s biggest fan of George Clooney. He takes a half hour to tell us how great Clooney is.

Why didn’t he bring up Facts of Life?

Via digg.

Ed Murray was the inspiration behind the Danny Noonan character from’Caddyshack.’
He was the guy that got the Murray brothers into golf.

Much love to the Murrays. Fuck 2020.

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Pauly, maybe we can just make you a GoFundMe?

Hey dooodzzz let’s not just do Encino Man 2! How’ bout Son In Law 2? @disneyplus can I get some butter please!!!! Let’s do this @Disney! #sequel #soninlaw2 #encinoman2 #makeithappen pic.twitter.com/p6N5d0jYf8

— Pauly Shore (@PaulyShore) November 25, 2020

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A woman filmed a tipsy squirrel outside her home in Minnesota. She quickly figured out that one of the pears she left out for ‘Lil Red’ was fermented and pulled them before the little one got too wasted. Lil Red was pissed his pre-Thanksgiving party ended early.

Read more at people.

Everyone needs to see this squirrel that’s off it’s tits drunk on fermented pears pic.twitter.com/P2JJ60ml0Z

— Taffin (@i124nk8) November 21, 2020

Well there is one good thing about this ‘Clifford The Big Red Dog’ first look that is scaring the internet. You are adults and you don’t have to watch! Watch the porn version instead.

‘Clifford The Big Red Dick’

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Everyone will hate this list because only thing America really agrees on is ‘we are smarter than this list.’ Give the Times some woke point for being diverse.

Wait, no Spiderman !?

Read more at nytimes.